How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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