Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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