Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
the day after is always just damage control
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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