as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
birth control should be required to get into college
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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