Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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