I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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