Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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