I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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