What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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