Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
