we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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