i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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