how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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