Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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