I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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