You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
and she was petting her beer can
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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