Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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