That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Someone shit on the floor
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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