if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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