dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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