Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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