I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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