Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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