I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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