Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I am available for nakedness
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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