I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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