So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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