That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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