Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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