O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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