so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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