you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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