you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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