Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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