Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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