Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
