Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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