oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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