Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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