i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
