I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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