last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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