At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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