Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
In America we eat man semen.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
