turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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