yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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