I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I FOUND THE LEGS
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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