Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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