sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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