I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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