i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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