Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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