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HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
cat food counts as protein by the way
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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