Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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