I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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